Dork Extraordinaire

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

shyloflynn:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

majestiel:

#Sam is like #man it’s pretty chilly lemme just warm my hands on this burning corpse

fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this

THIS IS WHY I LOVE JARED

wildflower-faerie:

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

wildflower-faerie:

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

Reblog for the last comment

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

uptoget-loki:

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Having a good day but remembering you have homework due.

sorceressness:

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

Being stuck in a uterus. Yeah pretty rad amirite.